ENGLESKI-kad vam zafali reč.....................

Čuvar Vatre Godina : 63 Location : Datum upisa : 19.01.2008

Engleski nam je nužno potreban , kada su komjuteri i net u pitanju....

Desi se da vam zafali neka reč, ne možete se setiti značenja , ili je jednostavno ne znate ,,,,,

Navodno , najbrzi i najkompletniji on line rečnik engleskog

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Čuvar Vatre Godina : 63 Location : Datum upisa : 19.01.2008

Apropo engleskog ...
Kako se približavamo Evropi i svetu ,pa kako je sad obavezan CV -automatski se naša zvanja i titule i prevode -da bi bile razumljive eventualnom stranom poslodavcu . Tako se već puno toga odomaćilo kod nas ,pomalo i zvog toga što neke stvari "važnije "zvuče na engleskom.

- O, zdravo, gde si kako si ?
- Evo me, dobro je, u Beogradu sam.
- Jesi se snašla? Radiš li gde?
- A, pa radim u Jat keteringu.
- Šta ti je to? (naravno da obojica znamo šta je)
- Pa to vam je, znate, spremanje hrane za potrebe Jat-a.
- Aaaaa! Što ne kažeš, pa to menza za pilote!
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No šta mislite ovakvu situaciju ,za romsku porodicu ,ako ih strendžer pita čime se bave :

Tata Rom : Secondary materials collecting sector manager
Deca mali Romi : Field manageri...
Mama Ruža : Financial Sector Maganer

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حبيبي Godina : 50 Location : my world Humor : ;) Datum upisa : 23.03.2008

Pita Amerikanac Srbina:

A: What is the name of this huge bridge?
S: It is called "Bridge over Ada".
A: I thought Belgrade is situated on rivers Danube and Sava? Isn't this Sava?
... S: Yes, but it crosses over an island called Ada, short of Ada Ciganlija.
A: Ah, an island named some woman called Ada?
S: No, Ada is Turkish for "island"
A: So the name is translated as "Bridge over the island"
S: More jedi bre govna...

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First Bride Godina : 27 Location : .. majka Serbia.. Datum upisa : 12.09.2008

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حبيبي Godina : 50 Location : my world Humor : ;) Datum upisa : 23.03.2008

U limburgu mesecu kad se majmuni shishaju - in the month of limbourgh, when monkeys get their haircuts [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

ne lipsi magarce do zelene trave -donkey, don't kick the bucket untill green grass [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

ko sa decom spava, upishan se budi - he who sleeps with children, wakes up wet [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Hoces malo sutra - you will, little tomorrow [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Videla zaba da se konji kuje pa i ona podigla nogu -A frog had seen that horses were getting shoed, so she too lifted a leg [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Sranje kroz gusto granje! -Shit through the thick branches! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Zasviraj i za pojas zadeni - play up, and fit it into your belt [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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A šipak?

Seljak sam pa umem i reč da probiram!

حبيبي Godina : 50 Location : my world Humor : ;) Datum upisa : 23.03.2008

cojle ::: A šipak? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

U moje selo kazu- Evo ti ga, bate [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ( ja se ogradjujem, da se zna)

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U moje selo kazu- Evo ti ga, bate [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

U našem selu vele...
... eve ti ga... na. stopmini

Seljak sam pa umem i reč da probiram!

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